Dear Gavin,

Hey cousin! Old buddy,old pal! I need a favor. My mummy is soooooo cheap she won't turn on the furnace. It is 57F (14C) in here. She told me I have three choices....
deal with it
cuddle with Eddie
put on a sweater......

So.... remember that sweater I borrowed from you? Could I borrow it again?



Please?

Relatively,

Edwina

ps. She has me on a diet too. Doesn't she know I need those calories to keep warm????