Quote Originally Posted by jenluckenbach
Harry, Harry, Harry. Won't they ever feed you, you poor starving boy.
No Auntie Jen! They don't!
You have no idea how hard it is to get these people to realize my plight and put food in my bowl. I turn to paper as a last resort. Believe me, I'd be skin and bones if not for paper! Then they get MAD at me when they find something I've snacked on. Well, if they would just feed me properly, they wouldn't have to worry about me eating paper. hmph.