Dear Sanny Claus,
How are you? How are the North Pole kitties? They must be very busy helping you with the presents for all the good kitty kats. I've been a very good boy all year, even Meowmie says so.
One wish I have is for the North Pole kitties to come visit all the feral kitties and tell them that there are hoomins that love them and won't hurt them. These are nice hoomins who want to keep them fed and safe, they don't need to be scared of the nice ones.
My second wish is for all the shelter kitties to be found sleeping in a nice hoomin's stocking on Christmas morning.
And.. um.. I have one last wish. Do you have room on your sleigh for me? If you do, can I ride with you to Belgium so that I can be with my sweetheart, the lovely Inka? She's such a beautiful kitty girl and she has been extra good all year too.
Thank you,
Groucho