Originally posted by zippy-kat
Things You Didn't Know, You Didn't Know

It is impossible to lick your elbow.

23% of all photocopier faults world-wide are caused by people sitting on them and photocopying their butts.

Over 75% of people who read this e-mail will try to lick their elbow.

Now, fess up...who tried to lick their elbow? I haven't...yet....

Dad's inna 75% Klub ~ We saw him tryin the elbow lick... ~
He couldn't do it!
Not sure iffin his licker is too short or the arm bone'z too long !

Wha'ssa matter wiff you Hoominz?
Us Dawgs kan lick a elbow wiff *no sweat*!

We nebber see'd him sittin onna Kopy Machine, though .