Dear Santa,

This is Max, Candy and Tom speaking. We have been very good kitties this year and hope that you will find time to park your sleigh in our garden and visit us - you will remember from last year that there is plenty of room. We will provide carrots and cookies for you but not Milk - that belongs to US!!! - but maybe a wee drop of whisky would send you back out in the cold nicely warmed up.

In order of seniority Max would like peace and quiet to sleep without Tom bothering him (hmmmmm how do you warp that up), plenty of tuna, and a hoomin hairbrush as they are the best, just his favourite and better than cat ones. He doesn't know any games nor has a sense of fun so toys would be pointless.

Candy would like a mountain of tuna, some aerosol cream and a santa sack full of nip please.

Tom would like a crash helmet as he runs everywhere 100 miles an hour and well plenty of cuddles please. His best toy ever (ignores all the rest) is a hang-from-the-door-spider so don't bother bringing him any toys. he is not fussy and any food really pleases him.

We think that has covered our requirements so we look forward to seeing you really soon.

love, max, candy and tomxxx