>Pit Bull
>
>A woman was leaving a 7-11 with her morning coffee when she noticed a
most
>unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery. A long black
>hearse was followed by a second long black hearse about 50 feet behind.
>
>Behind the second hearse was a solitary woman walking a pit bull dog on a

>leash. Behind her was 200 women walking single file. The woman couldn't
>stand the curiosity.
>
>She respectfully approached the woman walking the dog and said, "I am so
>sorry for your loss, and I know now is a bad time to disturb you, but
I've
>never seen a funeral like this. Whose funeral is it?"
>
>The woman replied, "Well that first hearse is for my husband." "What
>happened to him?" The woman replied, "My dog attacked and killed him."
>
>She inquired further, "Well, who is in the second hearse?" The woman
>answered, "My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my husband when the
dog
>turned on her."
>
>A poignant and thoughtful moment of silence passes between the two women.

>
>"Can I borrow the dog?"
>
>"Get in line."

(My mother-in-law is a saint but this is still funny....)