MOFF,

Alice's Restaurant is a number by Arlo Guthrie. It's a Thanksgiving Classic (I'm surprised, MOFF, you're education is lacking....LOL The ACTUAL Alice's Restaurant was in Stockbridge, Massachusetts. Here's a link to they Lyrics:

http://www.arlo.net/lyrics/alices.shtml

The Cheese straws are done, ready for munching, and the coffee and bailey's are all set.