Q: Why did the blonde only change her baby's diapers once a month?
A: Because the box said "up to 20 pounds.
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Q: What do you call a blonde that bleaches her hair?
A: A frosted flake.
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Q: What did the blonde call her zebra?
A: Spot.
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Q: Why do blondes wash their hair in the kitchen sink?
A: That's where you wash vegetables isn't it?
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