NEWS FLASH: YOU ARE ALL WEIRD

My cat is weird and so is everyone else that doesnt think cats are weird. Let me tell you. This one time I was sitting and chillin. One of my favorite things to do. When BAM. My cat Max just went and shot up two feet straight up in the air. He must think he is a jumping bean or one of them professional basketball players slam dunking a basketball. Now that is weird. He not only doesnt play basketball, but he doesnt even know how to. He does know how to play soccer though. He is really good at it.