Fat? We're sure he meant to say FABULUS!


We're glad your check-up went well. Don't worry about shedding too much, it's a natural reaction when you're violated in such a fassion.

Now you tell that hooman of yours to WARN you the next time the white coats plan on getting so personal. You have every right to know!

Best wishes and good luck with the catkins diet!

Remus, Spook and Onyx