'Morning everyone, and what a glorious morning it is! Cool, crisp, clear, aaahhhh...<takes deep breath and beats chest like Tarzan> The only thing that could make this day better is if it wasn't a work day.

I'll start with my usual morning Coke.

What Mario? You won the blue ribbon for your ceiling fan swinging? How wonderful! It's adorable hanging on the end of your tail like that. Hope you're careful with your cherry juize, wouldn't want to stain that pretty ribbon now would you?