September 19 maties! TALK LIKE A PIRATE DAY!!!

T'me,
Yo, Ho, Yo, Ho,
It's "Talk Like A Pirate" Day!When timbers are shivered and lillies are livered
And every last buckle is swashed,
We'll abandon our cars for a shipfull of ARRRs
And pound back the grog till we're sloshed. Yo ho...

Don't pick up yer phone and say "Hello,
Your ten-o-clock meeting's delayed",
Ye scrunch up yer face and ye bellow,
"AVAST! Ye've been bleedin' BELAYED!"