I have come to the conclusion that Edwina is competing for laziest cat in the world.

My husband is out of town so it was just me and Edwina last night. She slept snuggled up against me as usual. Normally she gets up with my husband at 5:15 for coffee and the news. I don't. She gets some turkey then too.

This morning the radio went off at 6:00 so I would get up and turn off the security alarm. Edwina looked at it with annoyance. I got up to turn off the system and asked her if she wanted some turkey. She looked at me with annoyance.

I returned to bed and she snuggled back up. At 6:20 our cleaning lady arrived. I pointed out to "guard kitty" that someone was in the house. She asked what that had to do with her.

I had to climb out around her at 7:00 as she STILL hadn't moved. Again I offered turkey and got a sneer. At 7:30 I finally had to pick her up and move her so I could make the bed. A half stretch and back down in the same spot.

I told her I was leaving and it was her last chance for turkey. She responded with a yawn.

Either she went out partying while I was sleeping or I have the LAZIEST cat around!