Hahahhaha, this is HILARIOUS!

-Is suicidal and/or depressed.---- If your depressed your a goth?
-Complains of boredom. HAHAHAHA being bored makes you a goth?
-Sleeps too excessively or too little.
-Demands an unusual amount of privacy.-- I am anti social in nature, so what!
-Spends large amounts of time alone.--- other people are really anoying
-Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your chid may speak to
evil sprits through meditation.)--- Maybe so I can actually THINK through difficult things
-Watches cable television or any other corrupted media---HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer.--- So that I can go on Pet Talk, learn genetics, create my website, do graphic designs
-Is homosexual and/or bisexual.
-Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism, Scientology, SCIENTOLOGY IS DANGEROUS, YOUR CHILD MIGHT DESCOVER THE TRUTH, OH NO!!!!
Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism.

Seriously, who wasted their time writing that!