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Cow jailed in Colombia

A cow has been put in prison after it was blamed for a road accident in Colombia.

The cow was wandering along a road in Giron when was hit by a woman on a motorcycle.

The woman was not badly hurt but police decided the cow was a danger and 'arrested' it.

Officers were unable to find out who owns the cow and are keeping it in the town's prison.

A police spokesman said: "If it was a person who caused the accident, he or she would be behind bars, so why not a cow?"

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The woman was not badly hurt but police decided the cow was a danger and 'arrested' it.

If the cops had beat the cow up for causing the accident would they have claimed they were tenderizing the beef...

How can you get a cow to pay for the accident?

You can't get blood from a turnip.

But, you can get milk...

Forget it....