Now I am never one to accuse without the facts. It looked like an inside job, probably done by a DAWG. Really, could anyone think for a minute think that this sweet laid back boy could be responsible for such a thing.? After all, look how innocent he looks as he hides under my grandson's Cookie Monster chair.

"Oh, my secret location has been discovered. Time to move on. Now just how did I fit myself under here in the first place?"

"Yes it was me. So what if I chewed a little on the silly old dogs' basket. They chew up all of my toys. It was just a little revenge and I have no remorse at all!"

"I don't eat the splinters. I just gnaw them off and spit out the pieces to show my disgust! Besides a cat has to keep his teeth sharp, doesn't he?"