Desperately trying to prolong the BEST five days I've had....can I come to Thursday's too??

I hear you have to tell a joke, right?

Here's a joke Zippy's dad told Stace and I. I asked him, when a cattle farm sells cows (for meat ), are they dead or alive? He said, that they were alive.

Then I asked if he'd ever eaten cow brains, thinking that you don't waste anything. He told me this:

"No, Kelly, when we were short on money, we'd have the vet come out and put a cow under anesthesia and then amputate a leg...so they wouldn't have to kill a cow."

I know its a bit sick, but we thought it was funny!!! He thought I'd fall for it.... ha ha

Can I have a mojito?? I can drink cyberly!! YAY!!! I NEED IT!! Hate the real world right now.