LOL! I love these jokes! Here's one:

There was a lady who had heard from a group of people that bathing in milk helps your skin and makes it more healthy, Now this lady had dry, scaly skin, and thought, well, why not?

The next day when the milkman came, he asked her how much milf she wanted. She replied,"Oh, I am not sure, I need enough to bathe in."

"Bathe in ma'am, ?" asked the milkman.

"Yes, I am going to bathe in it for my skin..."replied the lady.

"Well, okay the, do you want it pusturised (past-your-eyes)" asked the milkman.

"Oh no! Right above my breasts would be fine!" replied the lady.

Steph and Jes