Dang it, I go to the bar and end up talking about my car...

Theres a song in that somewhere
DJ, whaddaya get when ya play one o' them counnntry sawngs backerds>


yer waaif comes back, yer dawwg comes home and yer pick'em up truck starts runnin agin


Barkeep, I'll take one o' them DOTDs, make it 2, one o them funny lookin hot dawgs y'all ar callin brats, and y'all have a naice day now, ya heah?