Hey Dad!

How'z come we're Bakin Kookiez TaNite??
Kia's Birfday Partee izzint till Sunday.

Oooooh ...
Da Bus iz leavin Urlee inna mornin.

How'z come??

So'z we kan *Skip* Outta da Kuntry??

WHY are we goin ta Windsor, On-terry-O, Kannada??

Ta >watch< da Tug Boat Race onna Dee-troit Rivur!???

Huh??

Ooooooh ...
Allua Tug Boats gathur ebery year onna Dee-troit Rivur an have a
*RACE* - jest like a Horsey Race - but onna Waddur.
Race startz at WUN a-klok - near da Ambassador Bridge.

Where are we SLEEPIN Saturday Nite?
Anudder Bridge ta Kross - when it's Tyme ...
Well ... WE're claimin da Back Seet - You kan sleep up frunt!
Ooooh ... gonna find a Dawg-Friendlee Super-Ate Rent-a-Bed.
OK!

Don't make us *late* ta Kia's Partee!

Did'ja *pack* all our Papurz - so we kan get back inna Statez??
Oh, GUD!

(Dad thinkz of EBERYthin!)

Hey - we mite akshullie show up *URLEE* fur a change!

See y'all atta PARTEE on Sunday!!