Schuyler you are really a special kitty as you not only love your humans dearly but your cat siblings as well- they must appreciate it so much that you taught them how to open drawers and get the treats out

And of course all the house and especially the lamp shades are yours as they are marked with your scent- thus it is you who can decide whether to knock them or not

Have a great day today for celebration- it sounds as if every day is fun with you handsome, handsome guy