Here is a gross story about anal glands

My dog Hercules's anal glands always fill up and make him really itchy. well I had to bring him to the vet(no big deal I work
there )and he bent down to look at his anus and sqeeze out his anal sacks and when he lifted his tail a stream of anal fluid shot in to his face and all over his shirt
oh my god did it smell really bad. I thought it was funny but he didn't. He had campany waiting for him at his house