Last Nite - BigBed Tyme ...

Dad set up Heidi asside da TV stand inna Bunk Room ...
Uzed her lil Zippy-Leash tied to da Baskit handel ta give her a
kuppla feet to wiffout havin too much ta da Kat.
Ebberbuddie makin"Zzzzz" noizez...

Almost sunny-UP tyme ...
We onna BigBed feel a ka-ThUUmp! anna lil ball of
*Squirmin FEETZ* landz onna Two-Dawg/Wun Dad heap onna BBed ...

"OOOOOOF!" sez Dad ....
Eeee-Yipes!" sez SmkeMutt ...
OMG! - **KAT**! sez I ...

"HI!" sez Heidi ... "been tryin ta get ober here ALL nite ...
Durn Zippy-Winder woodint "trip" an let me loose!"

Dad'z "KAT - jump up here wiff a lil more CARE wiffa feetz!"

Uhhh, Dad ... Dad ... Wake UP, Dad ... it'z not da KAT ...
Careful, Dad ... yur gettin all inna Zippy-Leash!

Bout by den lil Heidi wuz jumpin Up & Down on Dad'z TUMMIE;
an hiz face-bonez like a Lolly-Pop!

Dad figgered maybe she needed an "outie" (We 'member her Mom
sed sumpin bout DEY all getz up UR-lee - sumpin Dad duzzint do!)
So we all stumbelled to da door an gotta Sun-Rize Outie!!

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Heidi izza "Lappie-Dawg" ...
When ebber Dad sitz down;
Miz Heidi wanderz by, cocks her hed, den duz a lil Paw-Spring an
<> - she'z STANDIN in Dad'z Lappie!!
(An usually passin out Face-Warshin **KISSEZ** a mile-a-minnit!)

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Da KAT iz *bigger* dan lil Heidi!

Dad wuz gettin reddie ta jump on Odd Job to tow Woody around fur
him ta up da grass; so Dad wuz inna Baffroom "powderin up"
whenna *KLAPP* a Thunder hit ...
FOUR Dawgz anna KAT showed up in half a heart-beet inna Baffroom ...
"KOOZIE" it wuz!

Da Kat wuz hiz way thru da Pile a Dawgz trying
to jump onna vanity fur a lil snack ...
Boots an Heidi wuz side-by-side - OMG!!
Da KAT iz an inch taller; an SEVERUL inchez *WIDER* than lil Heidi!!

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Heidi dont take no *stuff* frumma KAT!

She's a "nibbler" - so Dad had her lil Krunch Kup inna puter room;
puttin it onna desk tween her eatin a byte or two every so oftin.

Kup wuz onna floor, rite asside Dad, an Heidi wuz takin a byte or two ...
In walkz da KAT an down a foot frumma kup ...
a bit closer ... Heidi gibz him "Da !"

Kat's a lil *s*l*o*w* ... He in towardz da kup fur a byte ...

Heidi turnz her hed, her lip, an sez a lil "Grrrr!!" ...

Bootz iz SLOW, but not STOOPID ... he wandered off!

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He went out ta play Mow-da-Grass wiff Odd Job & Woody -
an left Heidi's Krunch Kup onna desk ...
Later, whilst Dad wuz Ba-Ha-in round da yard on OJ;
Lil Heidi sed she wuz HUNGREE - "Where'z my Krunch Kup???"

Think it'z up onna desk, Kiddo ... Hafta wait fur Dad ta comes in ...
She *SPRINGS* up onna puter chair ...
den *SPRINGS* up ONNA desk!!

"I dont see it up here!"

Mite be burried unner sum papurz by now ...

"OK - Ill check!" ... - -
(Papurs flyin off desk like a Tornado hit da room!)

"OK- I gotz it!" - -

(Wait till Dad seez DISS!)