"Oh, meowmie, what I'm I going to do. I don't want to leave you, I wuvs you too much."


"Don't you worry your adorable little head off as meowmie has taken every precaution necessary to make sure these people will not get to you.
I barracaded the doors, put bars on the windows and put an electric fence around the perimeter.

"Awwww, so now I can get back to my nappies. Thank you meowmie."


"No sweetie, you come and sleep on my lap, right where you belong."