Of course Americans eat differently, it's one of the ways how you can tell if you see them in a restaurant

My English accent being weird enough I only can tell from the accent if it is really really broad Texan

(In Italy, Edwina's secretary tried to teach me different US accents. Whenever we saw someone in a shop, she pulled my sleeve, whispering: "Now this is New Jersey )

Ok, us Europeans being so civilized and thinking about guns in hands: I think one of the advantages of the fork in the right hand is that it can be a pretty handy weapon too. There is a legend in my family that my dad being a teenager (that must have been in the late 1920s) ran after his sister with the fork and stuck it in her back. So he must have had it in the right hand

And Logan: talk about a butter knife: If you wonder what this is- it is what Butter has on all 4 paws

Now you all have to think whether you still get along with me