Haha! Of course Gonzo wouldn't hump another dog! He'd be cheating on Gissie

Oh, but Gawnzy, dat Bulldog runnin around is inkomperable to yoo. We hasta git together dis summer I feel so week wifout yooer touch. Maybe sumday, we can git married....*sighs* Oh what a girrl sakrifises for lub.

Much Wub,

Miss Gissie (Oh wut I wood give to change dat pre-fix...)