Alas a nobul beezt such az I is now redooced to an object of pity and skorn doo too the efil actz of mineown Meowmie, she dat Iz truzted and luffed awl mine three yeerz.

If my suferink thiz indignitee can serf as a symbolik act on behaaf of felinz eferwhare, thin I, Darlin' da Big, am willink, as Martur uf da Munf, if eelekted tew thiz exawltud pozt, tew allow terribul pictyours lyke da wun below tew bee shown freelee by DaFURR, onda inurnet and elzwhare in defence uf felyne rites and reealiteez not ownlee amung ower smawl cummunity, but wurldwyde iff da need arysez.

Az thiz shud evidince, I am troolee devotid tew da caws uf DaFurr an will bee happee, efen at the cozt uf mineown purrsinil dignitee, to serf the orgunizashun tew the fery bezt uf my abiluty as May Martur uf da Munf.

Thanx agin tew awl my miny suporturs; dew not fayl tew cast yer vowte fur da kandidyte willink to sacrifyce awl fur DaFURR: Darlin' da Big






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