Frinds,Felinz,aboosed and hoomiliated kuntrykatz everywhere...

If yew haf not yet cazt yer vowte fur DaFURR Martur uf da Munf, I appeal to you now to cazt that impurrtunt vote fur me az da mozt deserfing to serf az a symbull reprezenting aboosed and hoomliated felinz eferywhare. Az yew reed my storee in da link below, note dat in addition tew da insidint of being shaved nekkid onda bak; I have previuslee been hoomiliatud by being given da sissy gurl nayme uf Darlin' inda furst playce, and az a smawl kittee, a mere babee, dat Meowmie of myne shut me inda refrigidator OVERNYTE az she hurself slept peecfulee inda warm bed.

And, az ifda nekkid bak pictyours wur not enuf to emortilize me as a martur; heer iz a pictyour she pozted awl ofer da internet sumtime bak wif da tytle uf "Darlin' da hut. To kats everywhare: nefer slump whin yer Meowmie has da flashee maker thingee in hur hand, dis culd bee yu!!




da marterdum uf Darlin; da hole storee
http://www.geocities.com/dafurr2002/darlin.html