" For a man to truly understand rejection, he first must
be ignored by a cat."

"By the time they had dimished from 50 to 8, the other
dwarves began to suspect "Hungry"...." Gary Larson.

"Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The
world owes you nothing. It was here first" Mark Twain.

"Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?"

Fifth Law of Applied Terror:
If you are given an open-book exam, you will forget
your book.

Corollary: If you are given a take-home exam, you will
forget where you live.