Got this from the internet.. this is for all you people who dress your dogs up in silly costumes


You see, my FUR keeps me warm. Your sweaters only serve to insult me.


When I say "woof," I mean "I hate you."


If the choice is between prison and playing dress up with you, I choose prison.


As if it wasn't hard enough being called a anorexic all the time; now you dress me up as an old drunken hooker.


If you think I won't eat you when you die, you're dead wrong.


Though I have provided all the evidence in the world, perhaps I should take this time to state a certain fact explicitly: I am a dog. I am NOT a CHILD.


As you must be mentally off, I'll cut you some slack.


If you wanted a bunny, why didn't you just buy one?


Please remind me why I'm supposed to love you.


I give you everything I have to give and you still wish I was a Dalmatian...