Christmas Day 2001

Mr. Jones last escape.

Down into the swamp, and the brambles.

Mama down there looking for him.

Betrayed by his love of ham.

Passed off like a football, to Daddy, because Mama couldn't climb the hill with bad ankles.

Mr. Jones safe at home.

Now someone please come get Mama out of the swamp too.


( he did 'tone it down' after that and hasn't been interested in escaping anymore)

Listen up, Eddie.....