Dear Shadow,

Mowgli here! I just wanted to say that you sound like oodles of fun! Much better than my stuff ol' big sis who goes "Roooowwl!" when I try ta wrestle her and my mean ol' new sis who wants ta eat me!

We oughta get together sometime to play! I could show ya some of my wrestlin' moves! And you could show me how you hop around! And we could make faces at our sisses! Meowmie says I make a good vampire hissy face and a good "Ick! Dat's stinky!" face!

Oh! And I could show ya my jail! Well, now it's my mean sis's jail. I haven't been locked up in a looooooong time! I gots Meowmie convinced I'm a good boy. Ya just gotta give her sad eyes and talk to her ever so pitiful and she's putty in yer paws!

Yours in mischief,

Mowgli