I am also guilty!!!

-I have not spayed or neutured my fish! (okay so I have three
different breeds and they have not done anything in five
years....)

-Last night I ate a banana whilt the dogs were outside and
didn't share with them!

-Monday night I cleaned up the backyard and threw out some of
their favorite (but ratty and dirty) toys!

PLEASE, PLEASE don't report me for being such a horrible mother!!!