Dear Meowmie

I write to complain about the standard of accommodation hereabouts. It's all very well saying that holiday cottages are usually compact, but there is no room to swing a mouse in here! I cannot even stand up straight.

Might I suggest that you have a word with Ms Peanut in Chicago? Clearly she receives excellent real estate advice and I feel that perhaps her consultants can do something for me.

Yours in hope

Samantha
xx