Sorry you feel sorry for me. Small dogs are great for some people, but just not me. I'm not saying I hate them all, it is just that all the small dogs that I have met I liked, but just for a visit, I don't think I could live with any of them. I am also bothered by the fact that they are so small.

(Ok, I know you will have something to say about the fact that thier smallness bothers me and that you will probably ask me how many small dogs I have meet and what breeds. )