Gee, I wonder if the Wendy's customer left a "tip"?? Get it...finger tip?....sorry, it's the best I can do for now.
She found the other half of her finger 1 week later at home. Her cat was sniffing it under the sofa.
Go figure, you spend hundreds of dollars on cat toys and all they want is some silly little widget...I mean, digit!
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, champagne in one hand and strawberries in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and screaming WOO HOO - What a Ride!
--unknown
Sometimes the most real things in the world are the things we can't see
--Polar Express
Until one has loved an animal, part of their soul remains unawakened.
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