I've been in Ohio in summer and it's NO WHERE close to being as miserably hot as it is in FL. :P

I'd rather have your season than FL Seasons.
We only have three... the Three H's.

Hot, Hotter, and Hurricanes.

Oh, and i'm beginning to think road construction is just a part of our landscaping. The little purple, orange, and various other colored flags they put up - we call them flowers.