Originally posted by Christiansmommy

5. The sofa is not a face towel; neither are Mom and Dad's laps.

7. My head does not belong in the refrigerator.

10. Sticking my nose into someone's crotch is not an acceptable way of saying 'hello.'

13. I will not throw up in the car.

Dear God: May I have my testicles back?
ALL of these apply to Buddy!!!

They all were great!! Thanks for passing that one on to us!