Keegan, Hannah here, and I say you are an official member of the NAWTEEDAWGERS Club. You got all the bases covered. The needle and thread thing, that is a good one, but don't think that you were the first to discover it. A nudder good one is gettin into your Mommy's pills. MAKES THEM CRAZY, specially if they catch you with the pill in your mouth and they have to pry your jaw open and shake out the pill. My Mom said I must have some kitty in me, 'cause I used up several lives with my close calls.

Mom says my NawteeDawg days are few and far between now, but every once inna while I just gotta do somethin for the good old days. Like last Friday, my mom has got the flu and her boss done brought her a little loaf of sweet bread and she put it on her desk and then went to lie down and later in the day she finds the little bag it was in and not one crumb left. Now dis is the funny part, she finds the bag 'cause Tucker is leaning over licking on something on the floor and she wants to see what it is. Heeheehee. Get it? Tucker is da one who looks like he done it! heeheehee. She says to me, she Knows it was really me, but I says to her, *Who, Me?*

So Keegan, you just gotta stay one step ahead of them. They start to pick up on your routines so you might have to invent some new ones. Here's a good one, if your Mom's car has the electric windows, did ya know you can open them with your paw? Try it. Okay. And when you're on time out, don't forget to look pitiful. Gets ya sprung really fast. Your my kinda, girl, Keegan. Keep chasing dem leaves and watching the clouds and just enjoying life. Them moms needs to learn a lot more about life and we're hear to teach em.