HERE IS A TOPIC TO PUT SOME NAWTEE DAWG STORIES, HANNAH AND TUCKER (ACTUALLY HANNAH) AND CINDER AND SMOKIE, COME AND HELP ME!!!
OKEYDOKEY! It's Keegan again! AKA Keegan the Heethan or Keegan the Barbarian. Mommie wants me to tell some nawtee stories bout myself. Don't know why I aint a nawtee dog, I am just a puppy!
Well, you all probably read my posty "IT SNOWED" where I ran mommie headbone first into the wall of the house
Well, lets see, THAT SAME nighter I pulled on the table cloth b/c I wanted what mommy was eating and knocked her cheddar and bacon baked potatoe on da floor. She was pretty mad bout dat!
Then in da last free days I have chewed up free of ma toys. I debrained da monkey and the piggie stuffie and I bit threw my tennis ball dumbell.
And da odder day onda way to Grandpa's house mommy had me tied to da back door in da car so I wouldn't get inda front seat and I kept pullin enuff to loosen da leash. Den mommie went to put her phone away and she looked on da seat and I puked! She seyz when did you do dat? I just did!
duh!
Den whenebber I am at grandpa and grandma's I always get into da trash or into da basket where grandma keeps her cinamonn scented pine cones and I eat em. Mommie doesn't like it when I do dat eiver.
And den if mommy forgets to put the clothes basket over her bedside basket I gets in der and eats her cough drops. Mommy is still havin nightmares cause when she gots into bed de udder night she felt sumthin in da bed and she pulled it out and looked at it, and it was a needle and thread. Mommie got sooooooo scared. She has no idea where it came from she is s'prised she didn't stick herself, but she seyz dat would be better then me or sissie gettin it.
Sumtimes when I keep being nawtee over and over, I hear mommie mutter "I shoulda got another cat" but I know she loves me 'specially when I give her puppy kisses.
OH I bout fordot! I wasn't nawtee on dis one, its just funny, Mommy kept laughing at me.
Last week da neighbors hired people to do stuff inda yard and when we went outside, I just sat there in da yard and watched them. And den when we went inda house and I went over and sat inda winder and watched them all morning. I wuz reel good coz I wuz jus watchin.
But then.............................
they got out this big noisy monster............
I didn't know what to do! I sat an watched it and when it came close to da windder I ran to da odder side of da room, then I would get real low to da floor and sneak back to da windder and when it would come close again I would run to the odder side of the room. Dis went on for a long time. I was fraid dat monster was gonna eat me! I am sure glad I don't gotta see dat again!
Well I really hope ya like my stories!
Mommie note:
The big monster was a lawn mower and Keegan only THINKS she doesn't have to see it again!
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