Hey Mowg! Auntie CCL here. What's that warden been doing to you now?
Purple toes and now scraps from a fork??!!! That's it!! I'm baking you a catnip pie with a file in it! Gonna bust you out there cutie patootie!!!

Ok Mowg don't let the "warden" see this but really you don't have it too bad there. At least she didn't give you pink toes and she does let you lick the fork. We'll just keep this between you and me though, ok? After all, it is a kitties job to make hoomans feel like they never do enough right? You hang tough my little furry buddy and by next week you might actually get a spoon!!!

I just love you little Mowg Monster!!