Good dog, Beware of owner
YEEEE HAAA!!I'm the most rootinest, tootinest, gun slingin southern girl around and ain't scared of no one! Mario, I'll see you at sun down in the street. (twirling guns on fingers)
BANG
OMG, oops. Hope no one saw that.
Sorry I'm late, but my horse Pontiac was giving me a hard time waking up this morning. I had to have him towed to the shop.
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This is the first order where I have tended to every species.Originally posted by Lady's Human
Barkeep-
One LARGE irish coffee (need to get something warm in my system to deal with the cold up here)
One bottle of sparkling Grape juice for my wife and I to celebrate the new house,
and a triple CNT for pippen, who at the moment is one VERY upset kitty.....
When we moved, Pippen decided that he didn't want to, and burrowed his way into the insulation under the floor of our bedroom at the old house (8.5 feet, to be precise). My dad and father in law set a have a heart trap for him, and he was found in the trap today, having knocked over the food bowl in the trap, kicked over the water, etc.. He moves to the new house this weekend, whether he wants to or not.
and a beef flavored water for Lady, who is missing her buddy.
One GIANT Irish Coffee.
So that's how they get those Irish Eyes to laugh!!
On Sparkling Grape, One CNT and one Beef Flavored Water for Lady..
Hang in Pippen.....It's only a new area to explore!
DONE!
DDM,
That was good!!!!
Sad, but good........
The secret of life is nothing at all
-faith hill
Hey you, don't tell me there's no hope at all -
Together we stand
Divided we fall.
I laugh, therefore? I am.
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I'm Canadian......eh?
Richard....I'll take 3 cards please and a shot of whiskey...and keep yer hands above the table.....
dang...can never trust these card sharks....
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, champagne in one hand and strawberries in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and screaming WOO HOO - What a Ride!
--unknown
Sometimes the most real things in the world are the things we can't see
--Polar Express
Until one has loved an animal, part of their soul remains unawakened.
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Gurl (my 6 ft boa) says she can make a fine noose iffin any hombres should show up, or cheats at cards! I had to explain about the sign over the door [she doesn't read too well] "NO POLITICS, NO RELIGION, LEAVE YOUR ATTITUDE AT THE DOOR". She just gave a snakey sign and said "whatever" and slithered off by the fire. Hoo Boy, snowing like crazy right now .. the day before the $40 million inaugural party tomorrow. Them's that don't know DC during even the HINT of snow have no idea. hehehehe Yes, I bad.I'll have another one, just like the other one... [DOTD please, whatever it turns out to be]
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Originally posted by Pit Chick
BANG
O.K.
Who put the hole in the Farrah Faucett poster????
Slick,
Three shots and a new hand.....
DONE!
Laurie...
Chaos is my middle name, TOO!!!
Whiskey for the lady???
DONE!
The secret of life is nothing at all
-faith hill
Hey you, don't tell me there's no hope at all -
Together we stand
Divided we fall.
I laugh, therefore? I am.
No humans were hurt during the posting of this message.
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MARIO, take that lasso of Flair, GURL! stop the pouting! RICHARD, hands on the table! PitC, holster that implement of destruction! (poor Farrah) OMD, do I have to play sheriff today too? Where are my deputies? MOFF? Corrina? Catland? DD's Mom? Gini? Slick? oh what a posse we would make
I'm Canadian......eh?
I'm over here Laurie......hang on, I'm in the middle of a good hand here. Richard....I'll see your 10 and raise you 20. Take that, poker face!!Originally posted by lbaker
Where are my deputies? MOFF? Corrina? Catland? DD's Mom? Gini? Slick? oh what a posse we would make
If I win this round, I'm headin' fer the nearest barber shop....I wanna git me a "do" like Farrah...
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, champagne in one hand and strawberries in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and screaming WOO HOO - What a Ride!
--unknown
Sometimes the most real things in the world are the things we can't see
--Polar Express
Until one has loved an animal, part of their soul remains unawakened.
I'm just your imagination
I'm back!Originally posted by lbaker
MARIO, take that lasso of Flair, GURL! stop the pouting! RICHARD, hands on the table! PitC, holster that implement of destruction! (poor Farrah) OMD, do I have to play sheriff today too? Where are my deputies? MOFF? Corrina? Catland? DD's Mom? Gini? Slick? oh what a posse we would make
I just got back from taking Chester to the white coats. (see cat general for the entire long tail er tale).
I need a large ice tea please. And 4 catnip teas on ice.
Can't believe it: it's almost 60 here today. No wonder we all have colds. I love the temp though.
Mario, if you play Texas hold em with Slick and Richard, don't cheat. They lynch card sharks in Texas, I hear.
Last edited by momoffuzzyfaces; 01-19-2005 at 05:29 PM.
No matter what anyone does, someone some where will be offended some how!!!!
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MY BLESSINGS:
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Grandma (RB), Chester, Angel, Chip
Leonardo (RB), Luke (RB), Winnie, Chuck,
Frankie
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WHERE YOU ARE IS WHERE YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE!!!
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Originally posted by lbaker
MARIO, take that lasso of Flair, GURL! stop the pouting! RICHARD, hands on the table! PitC, holster that implement of destruction! (poor Farrah) OMD, do I have to play sheriff today too? Where are my deputies? MOFF? Corrina? Catland? DD's Mom? Gini? Slick? oh what a posse we would make
Thank you Laurie....
DONE!
I ain't playing "hold 'em" with PC....somehow I think she had some kind of advantage....
Hi MOFF..
1 ice tea and 4 CNTs for the kids.....
DONE!
I wouldn't worry about hanging Mario, Somehow I think he'll shimmy up the tree and make a monkey out of anyone trying to hang him!!!!!
The secret of life is nothing at all
-faith hill
Hey you, don't tell me there's no hope at all -
Together we stand
Divided we fall.
I laugh, therefore? I am.
No humans were hurt during the posting of this message.
Good dog, Beware of owner
What's tha matter Richard? Ya yella?Originally posted by RICHARD
I ain't playing "hold 'em" with PC....somehow I think she had some kind of advantage....
Well, well, Mario. It's sun down. You ready?
Love you and STILL miss U
I guess I could help play sheriff. I do have a badge. I hate playing poker because I can't disguise my face by the cards I have in my hand. So, no taking advantage of me! Give me 1 card, please.
9/3/13
I did the right thing by setting you free
But the pain is very deep.
If only I could turn back time, forever, you I'd keep.
I miss you
I hear you whimper in your sleep
I gently pet you and say, no bad dreams
It will be alright, to my dog as dark as night.
Fur as dark as the night.
Join me on this flight.
Paws of love that follow me.
In my heart you'll forever be.
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How I wish I could hold you near.
Turn back time to make it so.
Hug you close and never let go.
11/12/06
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Actually, I'm scared....Originally posted by Pit Chick
What's tha matter Richard? Ya yella?
Well, well, Mario. It's sun down. You ready?
Tell you what.....You and Mario can play as a team....I just figgered that being from Texas you'd all have the advantage....
Slick.
Twenty to me and I call.
DDM,
You can always hide behind the cards.....
One for you!!!
The secret of life is nothing at all
-faith hill
Hey you, don't tell me there's no hope at all -
Together we stand
Divided we fall.
I laugh, therefore? I am.
No humans were hurt during the posting of this message.
Good dog, Beware of owner
I ain't playin with that varment. And somehow I don't think that's what you figgered. I's thinkin you meant I'm a holdin like a Pit Bull.Originally posted by RICHARD
Tell you what.....You and Mario can play as a team....I just figgered that being from Texas you'd all have the advantage....
Ok Mario, there's not room enough in this bar for the 2 of us. Draw your gun at 20 paces. 1, 2, 3......19, 20
No, no, don't DRAW your gun on paper, pull it out of your diaper and shoot!!
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HAHAHA,Originally posted by Pit Chick
I ain't playin with that varment. And somehow I don't think that's what you figgered. I's thinkin you meant I'm a holdin like a Pit Bull.
Ok Mario, there's not room enough in this bar for the 2 of us. Draw your gun at 20 paces. 1, 2, 3......19, 20
No, no, don't DRAW your gun on paper, pull it out of your diaper and shoot!!
Cute.....
Now both of you put down the squirt guns, grab a beverage and
get me a towel so I can get this water out of my ears....
KIDS!
Ante up!!!!!
The secret of life is nothing at all
-faith hill
Hey you, don't tell me there's no hope at all -
Together we stand
Divided we fall.
I laugh, therefore? I am.
No humans were hurt during the posting of this message.
Good dog, Beware of owner
Fill my squirt gun with some Crown.
Here Mario, give me some "shots".
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