Thursday 85 (85?) a Christmas Skit

[zippy-kat]

Originally posted by momoffuzzyfaces
MOFF enters wearing her elf suit and sprinkling sparkling elf dust around. She sings:

Jolly Old St. Nickolas,
Lean your ear my way.
Don't you tell a single soul,
What I'm going to say!
Christmas eve is coming soon,
Now you dear old man.
Whisper what you'll bring to us.
Tell us if you can!

When the clock is striking twelve,
When I'm fast asleep,
Down the chimney broad and black,
With your pack you'll creep;
All the stockings you will find
Hanging in a row;
Mine will be the shortest one,
You'll be sure to know.

Laurie wants a mat-tra-us;
Slick's last name is Heys;
Corinna wants a carousel;
Debbie gets straight A's;
Richard wants some workout tapes
(Or does he want Jane Fonda?)
David gets a plane ticket -
He goes and visits Donna.

Connie 'ceives a computer;
Captain gets a bike;
Logan bakes us cookies -
and shares w/ Cass's mice;

I lack a few gettin' everyone's name in there but I'm outta time -- see ya after work!

[lbaker]

Is this woman a Christmas angel or what! Zippy, you are A-MAZING.

[LoudLou]

Hack, hack, cough, cough... hey whose been in the L&F smoking all the frankincense, and myrrh!


Innkeeper I'd like a DOTD please. I need it. I am leaving a cleaning job I've held for 11 years.... need a little "courage".

[RICHARD]

Originally posted by LoudLou
Hack, hack, cough, cough... hey whose been in the L&F smoking all the frankincense, and myrrh!


Innkeeper I'd like a DOTD please. I need it. I am leaving a cleaning job I've held for 11 years.... need a little "courage".

WELCOME AND DONE!!!!


Courage??? No, you'll need SUNGLASSES!

Remember, the future is bright.

It's just a change of cars in the railroad of life.
Just remember to stay seated as the car begins to start and stop.
Have your ticket ready.
And don't stick your head out the window while the train is in motion!

[slick]

Hey ebberyone......could I peeze hab a hot bandy peeze? Tanks....

[Corinna]

Zippy you are such a poet. that was good.
Slick to much sauce or do you have a cold still? My son and I both have something. It what ever my wonderful daoughter and son in law had when they came over. Ben has caugh and headache. I have sore throat and ear draining. I slept alnight and just finished a5 hour nap. feeling much better.
Richard thanks my feet are really sore. no wonder elves walk funny and only hang out with large men in red fur suits.

[Tubby & Peanut's Mom]

Hey you guys, I'm otta here! Hope you all have a very very Merry Christmas and the best of New Years!

Hopefully I'll be checking in during our travels, but just in case....

If I don't see you before, see you all next year!

[gini]

Zip, you are the only one who doesn't appreciate your own talent!

Slick, I hope your cold gets better soon. They are a drag!

Debbie, I am glad that you will be getting away for Christmas. My best thoughts are with you now.

Corinna, can I try on your shoes?

Richard, this is a great drink.............(needs more).

Laurie, come on over here and sit for a while.

LoudLou, no one ever goes into the L & F - didn't someone warn you?



MOFF........big hugs to you.

I just spent the last hour putting a tiny electric train together with my brother. We would get it working just right and then he would HAVE TO RACE IT...........and back to work we went once again to get all of the cars on the track after he crashed it! I am laughing just like I did when I was a little kid.........and he the big brother.

[RICHARD]

Originally posted by slick
Hey ebberyone......could I peeze hab a hot bandy peeze? Tanks....

HOP BANDY...DONE!

Corrina,

See what pointy shoes do to you?

T&P

See ya, relax and have fun....

Gini,

You can't "conduct" and drive.......

What the hell.....DONE!

[RedHedd]

T&P's mom - have a happy holiday season .... see you next year!

[slick]

The train! The train! How come everytime I hear about a train Richard pops into mind?? Isn't Christmas magical...brings out the kid in all of us. Nice to hear the laughter, Gini.

Thanks for the drink Richard. Clears up the sinuses.

Debbie, you know where I am. Happy trails to you and big {{{HUGS}}} being sent your way from me, Max and Speckles. Come back safe.

[momoffuzzyfaces]

Originally posted by RICHARD


MOFF

Bravo!!!!!

Hey, Maybe we can hook you up with that wire....you know, the one that Cathy Rigby used in Peter Pan!!!

I am sorry I missed your order from yesterday!

Forgive me??

DONE!

I'll forgive you if you promise not to string me up like Cathy Rigby in Peter Pan!

I'm an elf, not a fairy. There's a BIG difference. PLUS I'm afraid of heights! I get dizzy wearing a shoe with an inch heel!

[RICHARD]

Originally posted by momoffuzzyfaces



I'm an elf, not a fairy. There's a BIG difference. PLUS I'm afraid of heights! I get dizzy wearing a shoe with an inch heel!
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Xmas rule 602.5

Don't piss off the elves.....

DONE!

[Corinna]

Gini if you can wear a size 5 shoe have at it. Yes Im short(5'2") pudgy and have little pigmy feet.So I marry a tall(6'5") thin big footed man(size 16 shoe)
glad to hear cold is getting better.
Hey richard how about letting the carolers in for some cocoa I bet they are cold outside but first better grab Mario. He might frighten some of the kids. Falala

[gini]

Corinna, well, I wear a size 8................I am short and pudgy too, but I have big feet

Should we rehearse for this pageant? Let's all have a night cap and sit down and talk about how this is going to work.

Richard? Richard? Whee are you when we need drinks!

And what part are you playing in this pageant Richard.........oh no, here he comes in swaddling clothes!