Shamrocks And Green Wine Margaritas....thursday #46

**lbaker** · 03-19-2004, 02:17 PM

yummmm, thanks Slick - deeeeelish. Nurse Betty? There was a book I used to love when I was little that had one of the lead characters named Nurse Jane Fuzzywuzzie. I wanted to be Nurse Jane Fuzzywuzzie when I grew up

Some how "Nurses of Thursdays" doesn't sound like a book with someone named Nurse Jane Fuzzywuzzie though, nobody with that name could have a heaving bosom

Don't all those romance novels have ladies with heaving bosoms and 18 inch waists?

**RICHARD** · 03-19-2004, 02:19 PM

lololol...

"I saw the movie and I read the book,
But when it happened to me,
I sure was glad I had what it took,
to get away....."

Neil Young.

Mario snores.....it's like those 'wave machines'..put me right to sleep!

**Tubby & Peanut's Mom** · 03-19-2004, 02:24 PM

MMMmmmmmm....I'll take some of that butt screaming sauce, Slick! Yuuuu-me!!!

Glad you're feeling better Richard!

I've never been good at nursing.......

**slick** · 03-19-2004, 02:37 PM

Originally posted by lbaker
Nurse Jane Fuzzywuzzie.

OMG are you serious????? All my life I thought Fuzzywuzzie was a bear.

Fuzzywuzzie was a bear
Fuzzywuzzie had no hair
So he wasn't Fuzzywuzzie......

Chapter 1
As she caressed his fevered brow she couldn't help but notice the lines of his face and the deep richness of the colour of his eyes. They were deep brown yet had a yellowish hue. He breathed heavily with the coolness of the cloth as she wiped his face and broad shoulders. Her heart was beating so fast and yet somehow she knew....it would never be.........

**gini** · 03-19-2004, 02:46 PM

Chapter 1
As she caressed his fevered brow she couldn't help but notice the lines of his face and the deep richness of the colour of his eyes. They were deep brown yet had a yellowish hue. He breathed heavily with the coolness of the cloth as she wiped his face and broad shoulders. Her heart was beating so fast and yet somehow she knew....it would never be.........

Uh, is this referring to Richard - or is this about Mario???

Sorry, Slick, I just couldn't resist

**lbaker** · 03-19-2004, 02:47 PM

Maybe Nurse Jane married the bear and became Nurse Jane Fuzzywuzzie when she took his name?

I'm not even going to start on Chapter II The Mayor would probably string us up alive

**RICHARD** · 03-19-2004, 02:49 PM

Originally posted by slick

As she caressed his fevered brow she couldn't help but notice the lines of his face and the deep richness of the colour of his eyes. They were deep brown yet had a yellowish hue. He breathed heavily with the coolness of the cloth as she wiped his face and broad shoulders. Her heart was beating so fast and yet somehow she knew....it would never be.........

With a little cough he expelled the hairball that caused him so much grief. That wretched hairball, it just lay there.....glistening on the sheet....

She raised her fists to her cheeks and let out a scream....then ran from the room in tears.

**slick** · 03-19-2004, 02:56 PM

Originally posted by lbaker
I'm not even going to start on Chapter II The Mayor would probably string us up alive

Chicken!!!!!

**lbaker** · 03-19-2004, 02:57 PM

OMG, I'm laughing so hard it's liable to come out my nose again

glistening hairballs indeed

Now I'm going to be giggling all the way home on the subway and get "those looks"

**catland** · 03-19-2004, 03:03 PM

lol

**RICHARD** · 03-19-2004, 03:05 PM

Originally posted by lbaker
Now I'm going to be giggling all the way home on the subway and get "those looks"

As long as you don't mumble, "glistening hairball"
every few minutes......you should be o.k...

**Cincy'sMom** · 03-19-2004, 03:44 PM

Quite the novel we have going here today! I may too young to hear the rest!!!

Any of the shrimp left? Sounds terrific!!!

**Tubby & Peanut's Mom** · 03-19-2004, 04:04 PM

Ok, it's been over an hour since the latest installment, come on, who's turn is it? I need to know what happens with the glistening hairball and did Nurse Fuzzywuzzie's tears ruin her makeup? (They never seem to on the real soaps....which brings up a good question. Is "real soap" an oxymoron?)

Boss isn't coming in today - yippeee!!! And I've got less than an hour to go before I hit the daily commute and then it's the weekend!!! Yeeee haaaa!!!! Cat show tomorrow with E's Secretary and Efrat - can't wait!

**slick** · 03-19-2004, 04:21 PM

Originally posted by RICHARD
With a little cough he expelled the hairball that caused him so much grief. That wretched hairball, it just lay there.....glistening on the sheet....

She raised her fists to her cheeks and let out a scream....then ran from the room in tears.

Chapter II

Feeling better, he got out of bed and got dressed. Realizing that Nurse Betty must have been in shock, he ran after her.

"Wait....come back......it wasn't really me in that bed. It was my evil, younger twin brother who sometimes takes possession of my body. You see, when we were younger we were taken hostage by a spaceship and they performed all kinds of experiments on us. In the end, my evil, younger twin brother decided to stay aboard the spaceship while I came home, and now every time he wants to communicate with me, he puts me in a dreamlike, feverish state and sometimes he makes me do erratic things like spitting up hairballs."

She looked deep into his eyes and realized how frustrating that must be for him.

"All right, she said, and took his hand. "Let's go and clean up that glistening hairball.....together." They smiled at each other as they walked back into the house.

On the next episode of "LA Fever"

As the door closes behind them Eddie De Katz decides to make his great escape.

Where will he go?
What will he eat?
Will he run away to Grandma's house or follow his heart and find his true love, Kylie??

Stay tuned.

**Corinna** · 03-19-2004, 05:17 PM

I have been watching Elvira movies also transayvania 65000
Soo I'm a little goofy today.

Chapter III
As they turned to clean up the hairball came began to move slowly toward them .As it moved it started making a low moaning sound. Nurse betty looked on with a petrified look as he begain to look for a long stick. When he found it he gentliy poked the ball. and it then.....