Silly things kids say...

[*LabLoverKEB*]

LL These stories are too funny!

[Dogz]

My cousin is three years old, and he is at the age where he starts picking his nose. Well, one day, he picked his nose so much that it started to bleed. Then is said, "Naughty finger, no pickin' my nose!"

ALSO:

He couldn't say "Otis". Whenever he saw a Pug, he woiuld say, "Todis, Todis!" Well, I went over to his house last weekend, and he was saying "Otis". Then we told him that we didn't know a dog named 'Otis', only a dog named 'Todis'. Guess what he calls him now?

[Tweety_Pie]

LOL THOSE ARE FUNNY!

I have 2 funny ones about my sister (green_chameleon_girl)


When Heather and I were little my mom and dad took us to a mall. We were around 3 at the time. As we were in the store Heather was crying and whineing. My dad told her to stop. So she had a little fit in the store. She was lieing on the ground crying when all the sudden she looks up at this lady walking by with a little baby in her arms... and heather screams "HEY LADY THATS MY BABY" My parents burst out laughing lol!

And on the same day at the mall Heather was really grumpy... this lady comes up to us and she says we are beautiful little babies and we are cute and heather says to her "HEY LADY WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT!!!" lol!!!!


Also when I was in Toronto last week...my little 4 year old cousin has quite the "potty mouth" and he was trying to play "Truth or Dare" with my older cousin Scott. All of a sudden Jack says to Scott... "hey Scott I dare you to touch Mojo's(dog) penis!" it was so funny lol!

We dont know how Jack learned to say @$$hole.. but he did. One day my cousins were play fighting in the basement and Jack fell on the floor and he screams "SCOTT YOUR SUCH AN @$$HOLE" and of course my aunt came in the basement and asked Jack what he said and he replies "oh its okay mommy ... i said little rascal" and then he smiles LOL!

[G.P.girl]

Originally posted by Tweety_Pie
Jack fell on the floor and he screams "SCOTT YOUR SUCH AN @$$HOLE" and of course my aunt came in the basement and asked Jack what he said and he replies "oh its okay mommy ... i said little rascal" and then he smiles LOL!

lol! Omg he's smart! hahah

[BitsyNaceyDog]

My friend and her husband were having a house built. They went, with their 3 year old son, to talk to the builder about things. Brad, the 3yr. old peed his pants while they were there. His underwear and pants were soaked. They took off his underwear and pants and let him go naked. A few minutes later they looked over and Brad was sitting on the floor "playing with himself". They made him sit next to them and told him not to do that, but minutes later he was back at it. The builder had a daughter the same age and lived a minute away so he went home and got Brad a pair of her panties. How embarrassing.


Years ago I was at a hardware store with my dad. We saw a little boy tell him mom he had to go potty, she told him "just a minute". Well apparently he couldn't wait for his mom because he went potty in one of the display toilets in the middle of the store.

[Tweety_Pie]

i have another funny one about my cousin Jack.
Jack cant pronounce "L" words.... so if he says "little" its sounds like "wittle" anwho....
We were eating dinner and my uncle licked his knife and Jack says "HEY DADDY...DONT WICK A KNIFE!" lol!

[captain]

My brother-in-law has his own business, and employs 2 Dave's ....... and took to identifying them as "Dave" and "Dopey Dave" (he is abit laid back ........)

ANYWAY, when his wife asked which Dave was popping in that afternoon, he answered "Dopey Dave".

So of course, that afternoon, in he walked and her youngest yelled down the stairs "Oh Hi, Dopey Dave" ..........
He didn't hear her (Thank doG!!!)!!!

[Stenograsaurus]

My brother-in-law (John) and his family were coming home from Texas to visit one year. John was driving up the road to home reminiscing and saying, there's where I did this and there's where I did that. And my nephew who was about 3 or 4 at the time said, "Is that when the world was black and white." (Because all the old shows are in black and white.)