3 more for Richard

[gini]

IT DEPENDS????

Plastic for everyone's chair!!

Richard CONGRATULATIONS!!

Over 4,000 silly, serious and ..............(can't think of another word that starts with "s") wonderful posts.

[momoffuzzyfaces]

CONGRATULATIONS!
CONGRATULATIONS!
CONGRATULATIONS!
CONGRATULATIONS!

[K9soul]

Congratulations Richard! I enjoy your posts, and when I'm really looking for something lighthearted that will make me smile or laugh, your posts are the ones I look for

[ChrisH]

CONGRATULATIONS RICHARD!!

[RedHedd]

YAY Richard! Our latest Quadri-Pillar! Guess that's better than quadriplegic?

I always know to swallow whatever I'm drinking BEFORE opening one of your posts! Keep up the good work!

[catland]

congrats again Rick - the place just wouldn't be the same without you! (gini - maybe you can get a little wading pool for Slick for the summer BBQ - that way, she can laugh all she wants and no one will notice.)

[RICHARD]

Originally posted by RedHedd


I always know to swallow whatever I'm drinking BEFORE opening one of your posts! Keep up the good work!

Oh, lovely......

I can measure my popularity by the number of spit spots on your monitor....

[Randi]

Congratulations on your 4000 Richard!!

We’ll never agree on certain things, but a good laugh is healthy, and you’re a perfect bartender, so let’s go celebrate with a DOTD! And keep it up!

[RICHARD]

[i]Originally posted by Randi

We’ll never agree on certain things, but a good laugh is healthy [/B]

I'd never expect anyone to agree with me on certain things, It takes away the thrill of trying to bring all you good people over to the dark side......

[Barbara]

I will never agree to all you good people defining the dark side

[Randi]

I'm already there! However, Barbara has got a point!

A couple had been married only for a few weeks. The husband, although very much in love, couldn't wait to get out on the town and party with his old buddies. So he says to his wife, "Honey, I"ll be right back."

"Where are you going, coochy-coo?" asked his wife.

³I'm going to the bar, pretty face, to have a beer."

The wife says,"You want a beer my love?" She opens the door to the refrigerator and shows him 25 different brands of beers from 12 different countries.

The husband didn't know what to do. The only thing he could say was, "Yes, but at the bar ... you know ... they have frozen mugs."

He didn't get to finish the sentence. The wife interrupted him, saying,"You want a frozen glass, puppy face?" She opened the freezer and handed him a frozen solid mug.

The husband looking a bit pale, said, "Yes, tootsie roll, but at the bar they have those special hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious... I won't be long... I'll be right back... I promise."

³You want hors d'oeuvres, poochy poo?" She opened the oven and took out five dishes of different hors d'oeuvres: spicy chicken wings, pigs in a blanket, fried mushrooms, pork strips, cheese dip, the works.

"But sweetie, at the bar... you know... the guys are talking, cussing and swearing."

The wife replies, "You want cussing and swearing, cutie pie?" "THEN LISTEN UP, DI***EAD: DRINK YOUR F***ING BEER IN THIS GO***MN FROZEN MUG, AND EAT YOUR MO********ING SNACKS, BECAUSE YOU AREN'T GOING OUT WITH YOUR SH***EAD
FRIENDS ANYMORE! YOU GOT THAT, AS**OLE?!"

[RICHARD]

Originally posted by Randi


The wife replies, "You want cussing and swearing, cutie pie?"

LOLOLOL,

That was the dark side!!!!

I agree 100%!