Naw-tee Dog Stories Please!

[K9soul]

Tasha here! Mommy sed I should 'splain about me and Tommy's most resent naw-tee experiense in wich we were partners in crime. Mom sed it'd be eazier to 'splain if I showed a picshur of our setup for when Mom leeves the house.



To the rite is a slidy door that goes to the living room, and then a gate to the kichen. The gate just stays there and we come in and out thru that slidy door. This keeps us in the area of the house ware Tommy can't get into stuff like dish touls off the counter and laundree downstares. Mommy was in a hurry for a docktur's appointment and left that slidy door open just a crack wen she left! Well I looked at that little crack and could fit my nose in there! Clever gurl that I am, I nosed the crack open a bit further til I could fit my hed thru there, then my body. Yay! I can go sleep on the sofa till Mom gets back now!

-Luv Tasha

Tommee here!

After my smart sister pushed open dat pesky dore, I trotted on out wif her. Rite away, I nodiced Mommees pants that she had wore waiting for her nicer pants to get drie in the drier, throne over the sofa. I new Mommee musta left em for me, she noes how I luv lawndry! Wen we hurd Mommee come home and open da door, I ran up to Mommee all proud wif her pants in my mouth! Mommee sed sum bad wurds when she took em frum me and saw the croch chewed out. Then she went all over da house lookin for any other "presence" she sed, but I's a gud boy and only destroid da one pare of pants!

- Luv Tommee

[captain]

Oh twisterdog - you have me in tears of laughter .................!!!

[joycenalex]

the humom was in the downstair room, making noises. i got to wondering.....the meows don't go outside like i do....do they have something there to do their business? guess what dogs! they do! it's called a 'kitty litter pan!" oh the smells! and the one little taste i got before the humom found me! just wonderful! you gotta try it! wags, alex the wonder dog

[lute]

beanie-i'll pick a good one....my dad had two guys over and was watching TV in the livingroom. after a few mins. dad is yelling for me. when i got there he pointed out multiple "private bathroom things" that beanie had chewed up right in front of thoses two guys.(they are even the two who discoverd it). i hurried and picked it up and went to my room and cryed i was so embarrest!!!

lucy(bird)- she just has a habbit of pooping on everbody....EVERYBODY!!!

[PJ's Mom]

Peej is usually really good when it comes to controlling his bodily functions but when I had him at Petsmart the last time he embarassed me.

We had wandered around the store for 30 minutes or so playing with the "skeeky" toys and sniffing bags and cans of treats. (ok, he was, I wasn't)

When we finally made it to the checkout stand, (which I should point out is right next to the front door) I forgot to shorten his leash like I always do. So, right in the middle of the entrance to Petsmart, he goes. 2 big ones! People entering and leaving the store had to walk around it or step waaayyyy over it.

*sigh*

Gotta love our babies.