This I found this in our local paper - said by children. Remember, I'm not english, but I'll try to translate as best as I can.
"What I like about grandad is that he´s himself, he's not pretending to a be somebody normal."
"A nursing home is a place where you store old people and threaten them to share a room with someone they don't like. They get meatballs and medicine, and every saturday, they get cake with raisins."
"Grandmom's have very big bra's, They're big enough for me to get my butt and two knees into one cup - my brother can sit in the other."
"Old ladies don't lay eggs. When they're about forty or fifty they stop hatching. That means they can no longer produce humans. The hatching begins when you're about 14 and lasts until the middle ages."
"Senior care means to share what you care about (meaning problems) with seniors."
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