The most disgusting thing

[Cheshirekatt]

I remember going to eat at a restaurent once and the hostess goes to sit us at this booth that's got a toally sticky kid, fully standing on the booth and turned around getting everything else all sticky. The kid's mom is just sitting there, ignorning him.

I ask the hostess if there's anywhere else we could sit and she snottily asks, "Well, where would you LIKE to sit?"

To which I reply, "Anywhere there isn't a sticky little kid."

[CathyBogart]

I embarassed Brian last time we went out to dinner (oops) By loudly asking "Who takes a screaming kid into a NICE restaurant where other people are paying money to enjoy themselves?" LOL! The father took the kid outside after that! Sorry Brian, but at least it worked!

I have no qualms about stating outright that I'd like to be seated as far as possible from any kids in the restaurant. Saves trouble later.