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[Grace]

Frankie has grown up so fast! He looks so big in that carrier, and so innocent

[momoffuzzyfaces]

I'm sorry - but I can't help but laugh. Sorry! Didn't Chip destroy some other blinds not too long ago???

They were the same ones. I was able to tape them back together for a long time. This is just beyond repair though. Hope the neighbors enjoy the cat gang peeking out at them.

[mrspunkysmom]

Behave Frankie and Chip

From Sam: Boys, you need to behave or your meowmie might remove all the fun stuff like mine did. She took down the curtains years ago because I like to climb up the curtains. That is what cats are supposed to do.

Meowmie put in high places and trees for me so I don't have to climb curtains, but still no curtains. I have her trained, but I've got to make her put up the curtains again.

Any ideas?

[lizbud]

Oh my gosh. I wouldn't have believed that those itty bitty kitties
could cause so much destruction. LOL They look beyond repair this
time.

Is it too early to threaten them with no visit from Santa?

[RICHARD]

How do you know that they weren't attacking a peeping Tom that showed up?

[Pinot's Mom]

Kitties, Pinot here, sorry I've been out of commission lately. Mom and Dad are away and ... well ... there's an issue with my on line communication when they're not here.

You definitely need the services of Groucho. I'll see what I can do, but it might not be until Sunday (when my Catberry returns with my purrents). I'm only using the purr-flirt with the catsitter to get on line now. I can't see how that could be your fault!

[momcat]

Hi Frankie and Chip,
I just saw this now. What is happening here? Why are both of you in jail? What are the charges? How are you being treated during your incarceration?

Don't worry, fellow kitties, I'm on my way! I assure you that there will be a full investigation. As for the pictures of your alleged damage, it looks like photoshop to me. I'll stop at the Haggis In A Hurry Shoppe so there will be plenty for you to eat.

See you very soon. If you can, call me on my cell phone.

Your friend,
Groucho the Lawyer
Practice Limited to Kitty Krimes and Aboose

[Soapets]

Hee hee, snicker, snicker, ha, ha, LOL The truth WILL come out and you will find that they were simply showing a would-be intruder what would happen if he or she came into the house! They would shred the living daylight out of him or her!

[kitten645]

I blame the duck.
C

[sana]

Omg! That is a lot of destruction and the innocent faces.. how could somebody sooo innocent looking do this! I can't imagine them doing something like this Aww! The photos of the little two are so cute

[sasvermont]

What fun they must have had. Hopefully, once they "grow up" you could get another blind and be able to keep it up in one piece!

So funny...........................

[katladyd]

I always hear, "It wasn't me! It was that other cat." Uh huh, right.

[pomtzu]

Hey Moff - how about putting a shade in the window? Chip gets messing with that and sets the spring off that rolls it up, and he'd probably have the living bee-geebies scared out of him, since that's one heck of a startling noise when it springs up unexpectedly. It just might cure him.

[momoffuzzyfaces]

Hey Moff - how about putting a shade in the window? Chip gets messing with that and sets the spring off that rolls it up, and he'd probably have the living bee-geebies scared out of him, since that's one heck of a startling noise when it springs up unexpectedly. It just might cure him.

He'd probably enjoy it and learn how to make it do that on purpose.
I can't get up there to pull a shade down a million times a day anyway. I can't even get up there to take the torn blinds down. I was able to reach as far as the blind damage though and clip the hanging slats and cords off. I sure didn't want to go in there and find one of them had gotten trapped in the hanging cords and hurt or worse.

The neighbors will just have to deal with a herd of cats watching their every move from now on.

[RICHARD]

Which reminds me of one of my all time favorite jokes....

How do you make a Venetian blind?

Poke his eyes out.